ngl, I bought this super fancy candle labeled "limited edition Sydney Kings" because it was on sale, but let's be real—I don’t even light candles. now I’m staring at it every day like it’s a trophy for my bad financial decisions while my coworkers remind me about "not needing distractions at work." and get this, I already lit it once, and my whole room smelled like burnt marshmallows on game night...
the way that i just found out through linkedin that my job is posted on there like a clearance item on sale has me questioning if i ever even existed at this toxic dumpster fire i call work because my boss is such a coward they didn't even have the guts to tell me before hitting ‘post’ like it's casual Friday and the audacity is on a whole other level while i'm just here stuffing my face with left...
i just read the news about the bmc elections, right? like, between new candidates and potential chaos, i'm supposed to care while my rent is due in 3 days. i was so stressed i bought three random plants instead, now i’m taking care of leafy distractions while quietly accepting i’ll probably be eating instant noodles... forever. # #plantparenting
i just read the news about the bmc elections, right? like, between new candidates and potential chaos, i'm supposed to care while my rent is due in 3 days. i was so stressed i bought three random plants instead, now i’m taking care of leafy distractions while quietly accepting i’ll probably be eating instant noodles... forever. # #plantparenting
just realized i turned down a promotion that went to a guy who literally eats instant noodles for breakfast. meanwhile, my toxic boss told me it’s about “fit,” not “talent.” and today i saw him getting praised for making a five-minute presentation about “office culture” — that was actually just memes of cats. the real kicker? he was in the bathroom while i finished my 12-page report on how we’re l...