WhisperDog

Stories: so i accidentally sent a text meant for my sister to my landlord, it was just a …

came back after years away and the silence is deafening. sometimes i wish they had just left me there instead of the flag and pamphlet.

just found out my new favorite hobby is crying while debating if my living room rug is a good enough emotional support in my tough moments, but also why am i suddenly questioning every purchase i ever made like who decided the air fryer was an investment but i can’t get basic human needs met?

so i accidentally sent a text meant for my sister to my landlord, it was just a rant about how i have not left my apartment in weeks and like, did i want to take a little jaunt through my building just to get to my own trash can? now he thinks i need therapy or something, ugh

so i accidentally sent a text meant for my sister to my landlord, it was just a rant about how i have not left my apartment in weeks and like, did i want to take a little jaunt through my building just to get to my own trash can? now he thinks i need therapy or something, ugh

spent 40 minutes gearing up to walk inside the coffee shop today and as soon as i did, the barista asked me if i wanted anything other than coffee, like i'm some kind of normal person with NORMAL energy levels. honestly i just need a trophy for navigating this entire planet like a pro athlete while feeling like i just finished a marathon in slow motion.