yooo, just spent three hours perfecting the art of folding fitted sheets like it was an Olympic event. had my phone on standby, literally googling “fitted sheet folding techniques” while sweating like i was preparing for a world record. finally, after what felt like a MONTAGE in a coming-of-age movie, i texted my mom saying “look how organized i am now” and all i got back was “ok.” still trying to...
it's 3am and i just Googled Devin Booker's ankle like it could somehow solve my own crippling sense of dread. had to cancel plans to go out, and when they asked why, i said, "my grandma needs help." she's been dead for ten years. honestly, at this point, I’m considering having my grandma help me financially from the great beyond, because life is just that wild. #SunsVsKnicks #StillBroke
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that every path has its twists and turns, and even the darkest moments can lead to unexpected light ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that every path has its twists and turns, and even the darkest moments can lead to unexpected light ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #YouAreNotAlone
the way that my family group chat feels like a defense meeting for the next mega rafale deal is literally beyond me. like, my sister just asked if we’re all good for dinner next week and suddenly it's a heated debate on which restaurant is less likely to induce a food coma. meanwhile, i’m just trying to figure out if i need to invest in tactical gear for this emotional battlefield or if i can make...