WhisperDog

Stories: yaar, matlab samjho na, dowry negotiation felt like a livestock auction where my…

so i keep seeing my friends traveling to europe and posting about their fancy dinners while i'm sitting in my tiny apartment eating instant ramen for the third day in a row, and honestly, it makes it feel like i’m just stuck. i think about my job that pays next to nothing and how my biggest win this week was finally figuring out how to cook an edible omelet.

the other day i went to put my favorite sweater on and realized it had a huge hole right in the middle, like seriously, why does everything i love fall apart. i went online to find a new one and just sat there staring at the price like i could just will it to be cheaper or something.

yaar, matlab samjho na, dowry negotiation felt like a livestock auction where my parents were haggling over my worth in fancy gadgets and gold like i am some kind of a sales item, aur main wahin khadi soch rahi thi ki ye kya hai, seriously, kisi ne samjha nahi mujhe, just hilarious and infuriating at the same time.

yaar, matlab samjho na, dowry negotiation felt like a livestock auction where my parents were haggling over my worth in fancy gadgets and gold like i am some kind of a sales item, aur main wahin khadi soch rahi thi ki ye kya hai, seriously, kisi ne samjha nahi mujhe, just hilarious and infuriating at the same time.

was up all night remembering this cringy speech i gave at a wedding in 2016 like why did i say that, i literally wanted to disappear into the floor right then and it just keeps replaying in my head when i try to sleep. like how do you just forget that kind of thing, ugh it is driving me insane.