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Stories: day 14 of pretending we didn't lock eyes when they saw my search history about h…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and remember that every tough moment eventually leads to new beginnings. #YouMatter #Hope #ThisTooShallPass

i just read about Jannik Sinner's minimal apartment in Monte Carlo, and all i can think is how he has a stylish, minimalist life while my notes app looks like a chaotic diary of my most delusional fantasies. like, i just wrote a detailed outline on how to charm him, including tips on what to say if he asks about my favorite dessert. he probably doesn't even know i exist. my real problem is decidin...

day 14 of pretending we didn't lock eyes when they saw my search history about how to properly pronounce "quinoa." i literally panicked and pretended to be looking for my cat, who doesn't exist. guess it's just me and my culinary shame now. #relatablecringe #cookingfails

day 14 of pretending we didn't lock eyes when they saw my search history about how to properly pronounce "quinoa." i literally panicked and pretended to be looking for my cat, who doesn't exist. guess it's just me and my culinary shame now. #relatablecringe #cookingfails

literally just bought a giant inflatable cactus for my living room. thought it would be the quirky vibe my space needed. then the credit card bill hit me like a ton of bricks. suddenly, i'm staring at a six foot inflatable plant questioning my LIFE CHOICES while my couch silently judges me. sorry, couch. i know i said i was “treating myself.” #homeimprovement #unexpectedregrets