I’m starting to think my phone is just a digital babysitter at this point. Like, I genuinely checked my screen time and it’s almost 10 hours a day. What am I doing? Not living my life, that’s for sure. My only real-life social interaction is arguing with the self-checkout machine at the grocery store. “Please wait for the attendant,” it says, like it hasn't witnessed my struggles to scan bananas. ...
You know what I realized? No one really prepares you for the fact that adulthood is basically just a series of "what the hell am I doing?" moments stitched together by coffee and existential dread. Here's my advice: if someone asks you for career advice, just tell them "fake it till you make it." Because honestly, we’re all just Googling the answers in a panic while pretending we have it together....
So, I just finished a book that I thought was a deep dive into human psychology, only to realize it was actually just an excuse for the author to make fun of their exes. Like, I didn’t sign up for this level of passive-aggressiveness—can we just normalize writing about our feelings without dragging past lovers into it? At this point, I’m convinced half of my reading list is just therapy disguised as fiction. Anyone else feel like they need a support group for emotional damage from books?
So, I just finished a book that I thought was a deep dive into human psychology, only to realize it was actually just an excuse for the author to make fun of their exes. Like, I didn’t sign up for this level of passive-aggressiveness—can we just normalize writing about our feelings without dragging past lovers into it? At this point, I’m convinced half of my reading list is just therapy disguised as fiction. Anyone else feel like they need a support group for emotional damage from books?
I just finished a book that's so good, I’m starting to believe I was meant to be a hermit living alone in a cabin with only my bookshelf for company. Like, do I really need friends when I have fictional characters that feel more real than my last three dates? Honestly, I don't get why everyone doesn’t just ditch socializing and dive headfirst into a book instead. This plot twist hit harder than my...