so i was just sitting there, minding my business, thinking about how much i adore lindsay lohan’s chaotic energy. then someone casually glanced at my search history and we both just froze. they saw my desperate inquiry into the meaning of “chaotic neutral” and my ten-year-old obsession with her filmography. now we’re both pretending we didn’t see each other see it, like we just buried a family sec...
literally spent an entire week imagining how I would convince my neighbors to join my competitive sock folding league—practiced all my motivational speeches in the shower. got super hyped for the first meeting. turned out I just scheduled it for a day when I forgot to buy detergent. so instead, we ended up discussing the fabric softener wars over the neighbor's dish soap. real plot twist? they thi...
literally just found out pedro fernandez is leaving barcelona and suddenly my messy situationship feels way more real. i mean, when he said he was ‘in it for the long haul,’ was he just being dramatic like my last boyfriend? honestly, i spent two hours yesterday panicking over my plant dying because it felt like everything was falling apart, and now my feelings for someone who ghosted me seem like a joke. do i invest my emotions like a team looking for stability, or do i just burn it all down like someone in denial? #PedroFernandezBarcelona #situationshipstruggles
literally just found out pedro fernandez is leaving barcelona and suddenly my messy situationship feels way more real. i mean, when he said he was ‘in it for the long haul,’ was he just being dramatic like my last boyfriend? honestly, i spent two hours yesterday panicking over my plant dying because it felt like everything was falling apart, and now my feelings for someone who ghosted me seem like a joke. do i invest my emotions like a team looking for stability, or do i just burn it all down like someone in denial? #PedroFernandezBarcelona #situationshipstruggles
not gonna lie, i just bought a three-tiered metal plant stand on sale. it is absolutely ridiculous because i do not own a single plant. still, there i was, staring at it like it would change my life. i mean, what if one day i randomly become a plant parent? for now, it's just sitting in my living room like an overqualified butler. #plantparenting #futureisuncertain