the way that i woke up this morning thinking my biggest problem was choosing between two breakfast cereals—then i found out my toxic coworker is now my boss. honestly, my job feels like the weather map of chaos. i mean, does anyone know how to navigate a winter storm in a melting pot of awkward workplace conversations? one minute it’s sunny, the next my former enemy is holding my career hostage un...
wait, how is it that the one person I defended at the family reunion—who I literally brought snacks for—has the audacity to talk about my embarrassing obsession with vintage doorbells behind my back? like, who even mentions someone's love for antique chimes when discussing family dynamics?
like, honestly, I was just minding my own business, wondering why my indoor plant seems to be judging my life choices, when I overheard my boss praising a colleague for literally stealing my idea. I mean, how do you steal a vision about office snack aesthetics? I’m still plotting my revenge, which honestly might involve stapling post-its to their desk with a very passive-aggressive message. #MatthewWade #WorkDrama
like, honestly, I was just minding my own business, wondering why my indoor plant seems to be judging my life choices, when I overheard my boss praising a colleague for literally stealing my idea. I mean, how do you steal a vision about office snack aesthetics? I’m still plotting my revenge, which honestly might involve stapling post-its to their desk with a very passive-aggressive message. #MatthewWade #WorkDrama
so there i was—stalking the photo album of a guy who hasn’t texted me back in weeks. just casually browsing, you know? accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago, and now i feel like i should apologize to every person in the universe. was that picture even worthy of my heart? what do i even say now—“sorry for invading your past”? meanwhile, i’m processing the fact that the biggest emotional roll...