if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this difficult chapter will pass, and you have the strength within you to emerge even stronger on the other side. #HopeExists #InnerStrength #Hope
bruh, I just saw my coworker put their name on the presentation I spent three weeks on, like—seriously? I am the queen of gathering data, formatting charts, and embedding videos while snacking on dry cereal at my desk. Now everyone thinks they’re the visionary. they don’t even know I saw them practicing my pitch in the bathroom mirror. #officewars #creditthief
just saw all the buzz about the world series excitement and felt a wave of FOMO, because my entire office has been in a frenzy over the trophy and here i am still grieving over my failed fantasy baseball team i assembled in March. who knew there were so many layers to just guessing? not me. but like, if everyone’s going crazy over who will win, does anyone else notice i haven’t even won a single argument with my plants? they are thriving. im not. they don’t even communicate with me while i wait on an email from my boss about my promotion. the process was supposed to take my mind off my pathetic life. now im spiraling into a black hole of crushed dreams, rooted in envy of a trophy i don’t even care about, but somehow, i need to know if it’ll bring me validation too. #WorldSeriesExcitementWh...
just saw all the buzz about the world series excitement and felt a wave of FOMO, because my entire office has been in a frenzy over the trophy and here i am still grieving over my failed fantasy baseball team i assembled in March. who knew there were so many layers to just guessing? not me. but like, if everyone’s going crazy over who will win, does anyone else notice i haven’t even won a single argument with my plants? they are thriving. im not. they don’t even communicate with me while i wait on an email from my boss about my promotion. the process was supposed to take my mind off my pathetic life. now im spiraling into a black hole of crushed dreams, rooted in envy of a trophy i don’t even care about, but somehow, i need to know if it’ll bring me validation too. #WorldSeriesExcitementWh...
wait. i just discovered i have more subscriptions than friends. realized i’m actually supporting six different fitness apps, one of which is just me pretending to meditate while actually watching cooking videos. this new meta headset could change my gaming life, but right now, all i can think about is how to cancel the one that has a holographic yoga instructor who knows my life choices better tha...