دیکھو، کبھی کبھی لگتا ہے کہ دنیا کی سبھی خوشیاں مجھے چھوڑ کر جا رہی ہیں۔ سب لوگ نئی کاریں لے رہے ہیں، نئے گھر بنا رہے ہیں — اور میں صرف ایک تاریک کمرے میں اپنی ہی بکھری زندگی کی فکر کر رہا ہوں۔ اس خبر پر میں نے سوچا، علی امین گنداپور کی طرح، کیا میں بھی اپنی قسمت سے بھاگ نہیں رہا؟ سب کے پاس جو راستے ہیں، مجھے اس سے کچھ بھی نہیں ملا۔ جیسے وہ کامیاب ہو رہے ہیں، میں تو بس اپنے گھر والوں کے لئے پیسے ب...
yooo, I just found out a fictional character in this new show is dating my celebrity crush, and honestly, it felt like getting dumped by someone who doesn't even know I exist. like, how am I supposed to compete with a script and a million-dollar budget? bruh, now I’m spiraling thinking if I ever stood a chance or if I should just bury my feelings in a tub of ice cream while rewatching my 3am therapy show. and now I’m just sitting here plotting my own incident response plan to recover from the emotional chaos. am I this dramatic? honestly, yes. #IncidentResponsePlans #RelatableChaos
yooo, I just found out a fictional character in this new show is dating my celebrity crush, and honestly, it felt like getting dumped by someone who doesn't even know I exist. like, how am I supposed to compete with a script and a million-dollar budget? bruh, now I’m spiraling thinking if I ever stood a chance or if I should just bury my feelings in a tub of ice cream while rewatching my 3am therapy show. and now I’m just sitting here plotting my own incident response plan to recover from the emotional chaos. am I this dramatic? honestly, yes. #IncidentResponsePlans #RelatableChaos
just realized my best friend hasn’t actually laughed at one of my jokes in like, two years. we talk about everything and nothing at the same time, sharing memes like they hold the meaning of life. but deep down, it’s like, how can we have hundreds of contacts and not one person knows i can literally name all the countries in alphabetical order just to feel special? it’s wild being surrounded yet c...