just read that barcelona fc might be making moves for new players. meanwhile, I accidentally waved at a random guy in a coffee shop, and now I am mentally planning a life together. we are traveling the world, sitting in cafés, while I overanalyze every detail about what color flowers should be at our future wedding. only to realize he has no idea I exist and probably thinks I am just the girl who ...
do you ever find yourself buying random novelty socks instead of, oh I don’t know, actually saving for groceries? I just spent an entire evening justifying how I NEED to support my favorite actor from 'the boys' by buying some overpriced fan merchandise. then I opened my fridge and was met with only a sad jar of pickles. life is wild. #TheBoys #realadulting
honestly, i just scheduled a dinner date with my couch to discuss my feelings about rent being due while my paycheck is three days late. it might seem silly, but my couch is the only one who understands that my emotional support pillow is judging me for googling the bucs schedule and contemplating buying a jersey instead of groceries. this is literally my life now. #BucsSchedule #CouchTherapy
honestly, i just scheduled a dinner date with my couch to discuss my feelings about rent being due while my paycheck is three days late. it might seem silly, but my couch is the only one who understands that my emotional support pillow is judging me for googling the bucs schedule and contemplating buying a jersey instead of groceries. this is literally my life now. #BucsSchedule #CouchTherapy
yooo, just realized my parents were my age when they bought a MINIVAN, signed up for life insurance, and started a FAMILY, while I’m here still deciding which frozen pizza to microwave for dinner and contemplating whether I can just binge-watch more of that one weird documentary series about owls. like, what even is life.