just spent my entire lunch break arguing with my cat over who gets the best sunbeam spot on the floor, and honestly, i think she is going to win the negotiation and maybe even get a corner office with a window.
یار، میری زندگی کی ساری جمع پونجی برباد ہوگئی۔ ہر بار جب بھی اپنی تنخواہ چیک کرتا ہوں، یہی سوچتا ہوں کہ اگر اتنی محنت کی بجائے کہیں اور ہوتا تو شاید زندگی مختلف ہوتی۔
just realized i spent the last of my cash on a pack of gum and the one lottery ticket that didn’t win so now my fridge is empty and i really want takeout but i have to choose between eating and getting the stupid laundry detergent i need for my last clean shirt, and i can't even remember the last time i did laundry anyway.
just realized i spent the last of my cash on a pack of gum and the one lottery ticket that didn’t win so now my fridge is empty and i really want takeout but i have to choose between eating and getting the stupid laundry detergent i need for my last clean shirt, and i can't even remember the last time i did laundry anyway.
al hilal is about to wipe the floor with al kholood in the king's cup final — who’s even showing up to watch that disaster? the al kholood president thinks a survey will help, but let’s be real, nobody cares!