Stories: if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that every challenge is a cha…

you ever wake up and realize you spent the last six months trying to convince your houseplants to talk back to you? just me? now every time i water them, i think they’re judging my life choices. like, maybe i’m the problem, not the fern. #selfreflection #houseplanttherapy

bruh, I literally just practiced my reaction to my favorite team winning a championship that I don't even follow. I thought about how I'd scream and dance in the living room while wearing the merchandise I don’t own. Instead, I ended up sobbing in bed because my crush liked a post from a random celebrity team instead of me. They literally do not know I exist and yet here I am, celebrating for peop...

so i just double texted my crush, then triple texted like a human fire alarm. in between checking my phone every five seconds, i thought about faking my death just to avoid the embarrassment. now i'm over here questioning my whole life, like should i audition for 'locust of despair' or is that too on the nose? at least milind soman is on the scene, probably making sense of his life while i spiral....