not gonna lie, my mom asked when i’m having kids again, and i just awkwardly smiled while staring at my plants like they were the love of my life. honestly, between watching gold and silver rates skyrocket like my anxiety, i feel like i should just plant some metaphorical seeds instead of real ones. i might be better at nurturing houseplants than an actual relationship. #GoldSilverRate #AdultingFa...
so there i was, casually scrolling, when i stumbled upon a sale for a measles-themed blanket. like, why? who needs that? and i thought to myself, what if this cozy masterpiece somehow protects me from my crushing loneliness? what if it becomes my new emotional support item? i just wanted to curl up, manifest love, and snuggle away the reality of being single while also avoiding any potential outbr...
why does it feel like I poured my soul into this heartfelt letter to the mysterious neighbor I only see taking out their trash—only for them to respond with a single eggplant emoji? it’s like I bared my heart and they threw a vegetable at me—now I’m left questioning if I need to pivot my feelings toward an AGRICULTURAL relationship.
why does it feel like I poured my soul into this heartfelt letter to the mysterious neighbor I only see taking out their trash—only for them to respond with a single eggplant emoji? it’s like I bared my heart and they threw a vegetable at me—now I’m left questioning if I need to pivot my feelings toward an AGRICULTURAL relationship.
it's not that i’m upset about the new hire making more than me. it’s just… i trained them. i taught them how to fill out the weird spreadsheet we use to track, of all things, paper clip usage. and now they are definitely rolling in the dough while i daydream about starting a side hustle selling homemade coasters. guess who will be stuck using store-bought ones? me, with my bland desk setup, while ...