so, I was sitting on my couch calculating how different my life would be if I’d picked a different cereal that one morning instead of this sugar bomb I still eat out of habit. I thought maybe I’d be in the NBA instead of getting texts from my high school friends who still ask me how I’m doing while they work with DUNCAN ROBINSON. next thing I know, I’m picturing myself wearing a jersey, standing n...
i keep thinking about draymond green, right? but not because i care about basketball. it’s more like every time someone mentions his name, i spiral into imagining how my crush probably feels as indifferent to me as draymond feels about that trade deadline. and it’s like—just last week, i texted them, and instead of a response, i got a notification for a new cat meme, which feels like the universe ...
today, the bank is closed, and I thought about my credit score and that existential dread is back—harder than my mom's disappointed gaze when I told her I was going to be an artist instead of a "real job" kind of person. obviously, I'm fine, obviously I'm totally not lying when I tell people my dreams are coming true, obviously I am still living in my childhood bedroom because "it feels cozy." now I have to face the reality of another weekend with my regrets. #TodayBankOpen #ExistentialCrisis
today, the bank is closed, and I thought about my credit score and that existential dread is back—harder than my mom's disappointed gaze when I told her I was going to be an artist instead of a "real job" kind of person. obviously, I'm fine, obviously I'm totally not lying when I tell people my dreams are coming true, obviously I am still living in my childhood bedroom because "it feels cozy." now I have to face the reality of another weekend with my regrets. #TodayBankOpen #ExistentialCrisis
no, because the way that I can’t stop imagining them thinking about how the bananas in their fruit bowl look like they're judging them - like, what do they want from them? And now I'm over here rehearsing this entire conversation in my head about how I can help them pick out the best bananas, but deep down I know they probably aren’t even wondering what I’m doing - they're just trying to figure ou...