not gonna lie, my holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my pineapple collection. apparently, it is not “literally” a life choice when you have forty-eight decorative pineapples scattered throughout your home. my uncle pulled out a PowerPoint to showcase my obsession, and I sat there wondering how my most exotic décor turned into a therapy session. now I have a new life goal: conv...
bruh, my mom just asked when I'm having kids again. like, excuse me, I’m over here trying to figure out how to afford a taco without Googling the nearest charity. I swear, I just remembered that Republic Day song from school and it hit me harder than a reality check. imagine trying to plan a baby while I’m still finding loose change under my couch. kiddo? more like KID-GET-OUT-OF-HERE. #RepublicDa...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know you are not alone. it is okay to feel overwhelmed. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #StayStrong #YouMatter
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know you are not alone. it is okay to feel overwhelmed. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #StayStrong #YouMatter
just heard about the World Cup twenty twenty-six ticket situation. was convinced i could actually go this time, trusted the process like a puppy at a shelter. got denied while my coworker who asks for favors every hour is posting from the VIP lounge. seriously, my couch and i just shared a moment of silence as i realized my 'exciting life plans' are literally watching paint dry at home. should hav...