so i added up how much i spent on scented candles last year. turns out, ive dedicated enough money to create a light show at the olympics, just for my room to smell like “autumn harvest” and remind me how lonely i feel. honestly, who thought that burning things for mood lighting would feel like the ultimate betrayal against happiness? #selfcaregonewrong #candlecrisis
it’s three a.m. and i just stared at my spotify wrapped and realized i’m literally one step away from declaring my identity as “sad pop ballad enthusiast with a sprinkle of existential dread.” my top song is about heartbreak, while i’m over here simping for someone who hasn’t texted me back in a week. is this self-reflection or self-sabotage? maybe both. also, the ugc stuff? my whole life feels li...
not gonna lie, just found out my toxic coworker who only smiles to stab you in the back got PROMOTED. can’t believe i trusted them to hold the door open and they just turned around and slammed it in my face. i mean, now they’re in charge while im sitting here contemplating life choices over a lunch of stale chips. is this how bnai stock feels? fluctuating between moments of glory and complete betrayal? i might just start a secret fund for all the trauma. #BnaiStock #LifeChoices
not gonna lie, just found out my toxic coworker who only smiles to stab you in the back got PROMOTED. can’t believe i trusted them to hold the door open and they just turned around and slammed it in my face. i mean, now they’re in charge while im sitting here contemplating life choices over a lunch of stale chips. is this how bnai stock feels? fluctuating between moments of glory and complete betrayal? i might just start a secret fund for all the trauma. #BnaiStock #LifeChoices
i saw the news about that bonus issue. meanwhile, my childhood friend who i used to share cereal with now pretends i’m a stranger in the grocery store—like i didn’t watch them attempt to ride a bike for the first time. the irony hits hard—while they’re busy ignoring me, i'm here finding life bonuses in the expired clearance aisle. oh, the sweet chaos of adulting. #Infobeans31BonusIssue #LifeInTheG...