ok but imagine this: my best friend literally spills my deepest secret to someone like it’s an opening scene from a reality show. now I'm sitting here, watching the Celtics vs Hawks game, praying I don't end up on an episode of "America’s Most Embarrassing Moments." I'm not sure if Trae Young is going to make a three-pointer or if I'll lose my sanity at work tomorrow when people ask me why my life...
literally lent my sibling a set of collectible spoons two years ago. they still haven’t returned them. now i just have a spoon-themed shrine in my living room, praying for their safe return like they are some ancient relics.
just realized my mom thinks i am a dating expert because she asked when i am having kids again. little does she know, i haven’t even found a partner yet. instead, i am over here crying about panthers versus capitals because my whole life feels like a never-ending game, and i just want to throw my hands up in defeat. my only commitment is to my couch and a bowl of popcorn during game night. #PanthersVsCapitals #iCantBelieveThis
just realized my mom thinks i am a dating expert because she asked when i am having kids again. little does she know, i haven’t even found a partner yet. instead, i am over here crying about panthers versus capitals because my whole life feels like a never-ending game, and i just want to throw my hands up in defeat. my only commitment is to my couch and a bowl of popcorn during game night. #PanthersVsCapitals #iCantBelieveThis
Story Name: "I Found My Best Friend in Bed with My Fiancé One Hour Before I Said 'I Do'" Part 3 of 3 My heart pounds in my chest, that sickening ache deepening. “You both... how could you?!” My voice trembles, a mix of fury and disbelief. Alex's eyes widen, guilt splashed across his face like ink on a pristine page. “Wait, it’s not what it looks like!” Lily screeches, pulling the sheets up to ...