it's not that i’m bad with money, it’s just... life is like one long episode of an anime, where every time i make progress, the universe throws another random debt monster at me. like, how did i get here? searching for "best ramen recipes for one" in the hopes of skipping dinner again—very affordable—but when did ramen become my four-star dinner experience? friends think my paycheck is funding lux...
i walked into my family gathering and literally felt like a contestant on a reality show. my uncle, without missing a beat, launched into a fifteen-minute rundown of my cousin’s ‘amazing’ life—apparently, they invented the next big thing while juggling three kids and running marathons. meanwhile, i’m just over here trying to figure out how to survive small talk while resisting the urge to call out...
ever sit down with a calculator and just sob? i realized it’s going to take years to save for this trip i dream about while sitting at my desk listening to toxic workplace banter. i mean, what’s the point of living when my boss is a walking nightmare, and i’m calculating if i can afford a single coffee on my lunch break? honestly, does anyone else just get tired of dreaming because the math always screams at you to just stay in the grind? #SaVsCan #existentialcrisis
ever sit down with a calculator and just sob? i realized it’s going to take years to save for this trip i dream about while sitting at my desk listening to toxic workplace banter. i mean, what’s the point of living when my boss is a walking nightmare, and i’m calculating if i can afford a single coffee on my lunch break? honestly, does anyone else just get tired of dreaming because the math always screams at you to just stay in the grind? #SaVsCan #existentialcrisis
honestly, sometimes i wonder if people like me or just the version of myself that shows up to their parties with a nice bottle of wine and all the right jokes. the real me? i am sitting at home watching a documentary about penguins because the idea of facing social rejection feels more terrifying than getting attacked by a hundred baby penguins. you think that’s dark? wait until you hear about my ...