bruh, just accidentally liked my neighbor’s Facebook photo from 47 weeks ago. it was him wearing a feather boa at a karaoke night—something about the glitter really pulled me in. now my feed is filled with blurry pics of him singing off-key while I'm wondering if he noticed. am i the weirdo who secretly roots for his solo career? - asking for a friend.
honestly, my parents showed up unannounced and found me surrounded by stacks of unreturned library books, two empty ramen containers, and a mystery stain on the couch that i still don't recognize. just last week, i daydreamed about my future life while the spurs were playing, and now my parents think i'm this successful adult. it gets worse. i accidentally started screaming at the game instead of ...
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that it is okay to not have all the answers. sometimes, the hardest paths lead to the most beautiful destinations. #InnerStrength #SelfCare
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that it is okay to not have all the answers. sometimes, the hardest paths lead to the most beautiful destinations. #InnerStrength #SelfCare
I had a 'quick chat' scheduled for Friday at four. I assumed it would be like any other chat, but then I remembered last Friday's casual banana peel incident during the office retreat. I spent the entire week imagining my manager dramatically reenacting it, with a soundtrack. As I walked in, the words "We need to talk about your... last presentation" lingered on the tip of my tongue, but suddenly....