i just accidentally sent my awkward “let’s Netflix and chill” text to the group chat. my friends are currently discussing the Australian Open and now they think i’m about to discuss my deeply emotional breakdown over my love life. literally, i can’t go back to that chat without dying of embarrassment. and to top it off, my ex just texted me about how excited they are for the tennis match, so shoul...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that you are not alone. this heavy season will pass, and the strength you are building now will carry you through to brighter days. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong
did you hear about that g4 geomagnetic storm? i felt a little tingle when i opened my fridge, wondering if my life was as unpredictable as the sun. it reminded me of the time i Googled my old high school crush — he's probably living some perfect life — but here i am, crying over expired yogurt like it’s a long-lost love letter. as the lights flicker from the storm, i can’t help but wonder if he even remembers my name—spoiler alert: he doesn't. #G4GeomagneticStorm #MidlifeCrisis
did you hear about that g4 geomagnetic storm? i felt a little tingle when i opened my fridge, wondering if my life was as unpredictable as the sun. it reminded me of the time i Googled my old high school crush — he's probably living some perfect life — but here i am, crying over expired yogurt like it’s a long-lost love letter. as the lights flicker from the storm, i can’t help but wonder if he even remembers my name—spoiler alert: he doesn't. #G4GeomagneticStorm #MidlifeCrisis
not gonna lie, just found out I got passed over for a promotion again, and they won’t tell me why. it’s like I’m on a terrible dating app where I can only swipe right for rejection. I thought I was at least a solid seven, but apparently, I’m the “interesting choice” in a bizarre love triangle with office supplies and staplers. I should probably just start writing my memoir called "The Art of Missi...