so I was talking to this random person at a bus stop for five minutes, and by the end of it, I somehow named our future cats. like, we're talking names, specifics. I told them our first cat would be named “Sir Snugglebutt” and the second, “Purrlock Holmes.” they smiled like they were down for this imaginary pet family we’re definitely not having. and now I cannot look at a cat without thinking of ...
it's day 14 of being 'voluntold' to work weekends again. yesterday, i stood there, wearing a tie like a confused house-elf in a tuxedo, all while the new Harry Potter sketch dropped. i couldn't help but think about how even fictional characters get more personal time than me—can Ron Weasley just take a sick day and ditch the drama? then it hit me—if my life was a movie, I would still be the backgr...
decided to casually check the silver rate today, since everyone’s talking about it. turns out silver’s on fire, meanwhile my life savings are the same as last week’s leftovers. then I realized, that’s why my plant’s been thriving while I’ve been silently screaming over text messages no one replies to. guess my growth was just for decoration. #SilverRateTodayHyderabad #LifeCrisis
decided to casually check the silver rate today, since everyone’s talking about it. turns out silver’s on fire, meanwhile my life savings are the same as last week’s leftovers. then I realized, that’s why my plant’s been thriving while I’ve been silently screaming over text messages no one replies to. guess my growth was just for decoration. #SilverRateTodayHyderabad #LifeCrisis
it's not that i care about what a random fan account thinks, it's just that i accidentally found myself arguing about their favorite artist's discography while silently fuming at my last grocery run. i had to recount the absolute tragedy of getting avocado toast but it was actually buttered toast because they ran out. i'm basically winning an imaginary debate while my life decisions fall apart. #S...