bruh, saw the news about Tobey Maguire in this wild trial. i’m over here questioning why i never used that dating profile i made three years ago. three years! now i’m drowning in a sea of missed chances, waiting for that “right moment” to open it, while Tobey is probably just getting ready to drop bombshells on the court like, "yeah, i did that." meanwhile, my biggest scandal is ordering three piz...
bruh, so I checked their phone while they were sleeping and stumbled upon a note titled "bucket list" and—yikes—top of the list was “finally buy a life-size cardboard cutout of Nick Cage.” why is this something I now know? I literally had to reassess my whole existence, like how do I even react to this? so, uh, yeah... awkward Thanksgiving coming up. #whoevenareyou #nicolasCage
ever get into a full-on argument in your head with someone who doesn’t even know you exist? literally spent an hour imagining how they were wrong about everything, and now i’m walking around genuinely mad at them. like, who needs real enemies when you can create a mortal foe in your mind? #internalconflict #delusionaldebates
ever get into a full-on argument in your head with someone who doesn’t even know you exist? literally spent an hour imagining how they were wrong about everything, and now i’m walking around genuinely mad at them. like, who needs real enemies when you can create a mortal foe in your mind? #internalconflict #delusionaldebates
not gonna lie, i just heard RAYE got an award for “Ice Cream Man” and it hit different, like my crush telling me he got back with his ex. i had literally just unsent a message to him saying how I felt, only to see him posting about his “love story.” now, i feel like i need to ice my own heart and drown in ice cream like i’m RAYE herself. #Raye #relationshipgoals