just checked my screen time report and it says i spent four hours watching cooking videos this week. sure, my skills haven’t progressed beyond burnt toast. then i thought, if only jalen smith had been there to coach me through a scrambled egg catastrophe, maybe my kitchen wouldn’t feel like a crime scene. so here i am, heavily invested in a dream that jalen would just pop over, and by pop over, i ...
last night, I accidentally voice texted my most chaotic thoughts instead of my grocery list. the message started with “I should probably stop daydreaming about that cashier’s life choices—” and ended with “but their beard does remind me of soft serve ice cream.” now I need to go buy eggs and explain why I need a new number. #redflags #selfreport
wait, just realized that the person I thought was supporting my dream of becoming a world-class mushroom forager is actually just a random guy from my building who was very interested in my edible fungi post. now he has a screenshot of me ranting about my elaborate mushroom dreams. he might be reporting me to the mushroom police. I can’t even look at him in the elevator anymore. guess my secret is out: my only companions are my foraging guides and fantasies of truffle hunts. #mushroomdrama #justletmedream
wait, just realized that the person I thought was supporting my dream of becoming a world-class mushroom forager is actually just a random guy from my building who was very interested in my edible fungi post. now he has a screenshot of me ranting about my elaborate mushroom dreams. he might be reporting me to the mushroom police. I can’t even look at him in the elevator anymore. guess my secret is out: my only companions are my foraging guides and fantasies of truffle hunts. #mushroomdrama #justletmedream
if you feel like you are in the depths right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #Encouragement #YouMatter