ok but i just spent the whole night practicing my acceptance speech for winning a 'most likely to be awake at 3 am' award, while my roommate happily snored next to me. i couldn’t stop imagining the applause as i nervously acknowledged my financial chaos and lack of sleep, then it hit me—i am literally the BAYER LEVERKUSEN of human life; lots of potential, zero results. meanwhile, i’m trying to man...
no because my spotify wrapped basically screamed "this person has a sad but relatable inner monologue." the mix was wild. one minute, it’s sad acoustic guitar songs, and the next, it’s hyperpop bangers about not feeling real. i can't even explain how one playlist is the soundtrack of my life as a dramatic unhinged fictional character. i think it's time for an intervention, but honestly, nobody is ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break. this storm will pass, and you will emerge stronger than before. #YouMatter #SelfCare
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break. this storm will pass, and you will emerge stronger than before. #YouMatter #SelfCare
just googled "what happens in an arkansas court case" because my entire life feels like a legal drama and i am not even involved. last week, i mistyped “aaron” in my crush’s name and now my search history looks like i’m preparing for a courtroom showdown with my ex over a broken plant. #Arkansas #DramaQueen