do you ever get caught between loyalty and total chaos? i just binge-watched a movie with an ex who left me for someone else, and somehow we ended up talking about a celebrity on life support—like what a metaphor for my love life. we shared laughs and regrets, but when he whispered he misses me, i panicked because honestly—what if i just *forgot* he cheated? is my heart okay, or am i just hungry f...
so like, my neighbor asked me to teach them how to tie knots for their sailing hobby, right? i literally never thought my knot-tying skills from the one camping trip i took five years ago would be in demand. now, i’m over here sweating because all i can think about is how the last time i was near water, i ended up spilling grape soda all over my best funeral outfit. so like, i’m not just teaching ...
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to winning a lottery that I didn't even buy a ticket for— like, is that a sign of optimism or delusion? can you rehearse joy with the same energy as a wedding speech, while simultaneously feeling like a total fraud for pretending it could actually happen? it's a sad day when your biggest thrill is imagining the thrill of good news that will never arrive. #wishfulthinking #lotterydreams
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to winning a lottery that I didn't even buy a ticket for— like, is that a sign of optimism or delusion? can you rehearse joy with the same energy as a wedding speech, while simultaneously feeling like a total fraud for pretending it could actually happen? it's a sad day when your biggest thrill is imagining the thrill of good news that will never arrive. #wishfulthinking #lotterydreams
honestly, I keep people at arm's length because everyone I’ve let close has eventually ghosted me like a bad Wi-Fi connection. literally, the last time I tried to be friendly, I accidentally invited a guy into my life who turned out to be the human equivalent of a spam email. now my best friends are all the puzzle pieces I never managed to fit together. #sociallyawkward #trustissues