i just found out england's u19 cricket team crushed new zealand in a warm-up match. meanwhile, my plans to crush it at work got crushed by a five-hour meeting where no one said anything worth saying—my confidence is lower than my love life. so now, as i watched their victory, i couldn't help but wonder—do they have a whole playlist for those epic moments, or do they just enjoy their wins in silenc...
just found out मकर संक्रांति कब है and spent hours planning my deep philosophical thoughts for a festive gathering that was... never going to happen. i mean, it’s like thinking you can train a goldfish to fetch, and here i am—waiting for signs like it's some cosmic dating app—just to realize, maybe the stars were just busy watching me spiral instead. # #whathaveidone
so i was scrolling through my camera roll and found a series of seven different pictures of an old jar of pickles i decided to "document" as if it was an archaeological find. each picture has a different filter and captions like "the phase of DECOMPOSITION" and "aroma discovery journey." literally had a full gallery on my phone dedicated to something that's just expired cucumbers. gotta admit, the jury would have a FIELD DAY if they saw that. #documentingweirdness #picklesaga
so i was scrolling through my camera roll and found a series of seven different pictures of an old jar of pickles i decided to "document" as if it was an archaeological find. each picture has a different filter and captions like "the phase of DECOMPOSITION" and "aroma discovery journey." literally had a full gallery on my phone dedicated to something that's just expired cucumbers. gotta admit, the jury would have a FIELD DAY if they saw that. #documentingweirdness #picklesaga
it's not that i regretted turning down that knitting workshop, it's just watching someone else pick it up and then make the most MAGICAL cardigan sent me into a tailspin. like, am i overthinking my life choices or is the universe just throwing yarn in my face at this point? my entire online persona is ‘she who knits,’ but here i am, still tangled in my thoughts and knitting needles chilling in the...