why is it that when i look in the mirror, i sometimes see my parents staring back at me like it's a daycare center audition and i somehow did not make the cut? as if i walked in there, attempted to do arts and crafts with macaroni, and somehow turned it into an existential crisis over my morning coffee choices. now i’m questioning whether my entire existence is just a poorly drawn crayon scribble ...
so i found out i have to work the weekend again. not because i am brave or noble, but because i said "sure" to a coworker i barely know after they gave me the *puppy dog eyes*. now i'm gonna miss SNL tonight and the musical guest is someone whose name i googled and they definitely didn’t spell it the way i thought. seriously, how did my life come to this? i’m literally prioritizing a shift over my...
just realized i turned down a gig because my “astrological intuition” told me it was a bad fit. now i’m scrolling through social media, watching someone else nail it like they're the main character of my life. they’re raving about their success and all i can think about is my failed decision – like, thanks universe, for that impeccable insight. if i had known the only thing in my chart this week was a CRINGE opportunity loss, i might have consulted a magic eight ball instead. #universebetraysme #sाप्ताहिकराशिफल
just realized i turned down a gig because my “astrological intuition” told me it was a bad fit. now i’m scrolling through social media, watching someone else nail it like they're the main character of my life. they’re raving about their success and all i can think about is my failed decision – like, thanks universe, for that impeccable insight. if i had known the only thing in my chart this week was a CRINGE opportunity loss, i might have consulted a magic eight ball instead. #universebetraysme #sाप्ताहिकराशिफल
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