last night, I found out that my ex started dating my friend, and everyone knew except me. I even rehearsed the moment I would casually ask them both about their weekend plans. I thought maybe we would get back together during a random encounter, like in those romcoms. why does nobody inform me of anything? instead, I sat in my kitchen watching the Bangladesh cricket T20 World Cup drama unfold. I t...
is it just me, or does anyone else feel completely unhinged when you pull the wrong book from a shelf and see your life story laid out in the self-help section? like, do i need to turn my inner turmoil into a memoir or just stay mad at my childhood library for this plot twist?
it's not that i stalked jesse plemons’ wife to see how she feels about her husband’s Oscar snub, it's just that i literally had my Spotify playlist ready for our emotional conversation that would never happen. i’m sitting there, wondering why my own boss has never looked at me with the same pitying frustration that she probably gives him, when my finger slips and i accidentally like a picture from 2019 of them at a gala. panic mode activated. now i’m convinced my phone is listening and the universe is aligning against my very existence. #JessePlemons #OscarsSnubs
it's not that i stalked jesse plemons’ wife to see how she feels about her husband’s Oscar snub, it's just that i literally had my Spotify playlist ready for our emotional conversation that would never happen. i’m sitting there, wondering why my own boss has never looked at me with the same pitying frustration that she probably gives him, when my finger slips and i accidentally like a picture from 2019 of them at a gala. panic mode activated. now i’m convinced my phone is listening and the universe is aligning against my very existence. #JessePlemons #OscarsSnubs
is it normal to be sitting in a room full of people and still be completely consumed by thoughts of someone who doesn't know you exist? i keep refreshing my browser, hoping the new leaks about the apple iPhone 18 Pro might distract me, but it turns out fantasizing about a phone with a better camera won't help me capture my non-existent romantic life. i can't help but think this fancy technology is...