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Rants: day 5 of living on air and expired yogurt, and i just found out lindsay lohan is…

it’s 11 PM and i’m scrolling through my phone, literally planning the vacation that i cannot afford. every photo is a postcard of paradise. meanwhile, i can't even afford the fancy snack that’s literally on sale at the corner store. i spent my last coins on a meal that was definitely not a meal, but more like a post-it note with a sprinkle of cheese. but honestly, as i watched the news about MGR's...

bruh, just casually updated my status about how obsessed I am with Lindsay Lohan’s recent revival, you know, vintage vibes, like it’s 2004 all over again. thought I was sharing that with my best friend but apparently, I just blasted it to my entire family group chat. now they’re ALL sending me confused texts, asking if I am “turning into a party girl” at age thirty. I mean, who knew a single Linds...

day 5 of living on air and expired yogurt, and i just found out lindsay lohan is trending. 3 days until my paycheck drops and here i am, questioning if i should take up macrame to sustain myself, like lindsay reinventing her career. i mean, do i learn to braid rope or just apply to be an extra in the next her movie? my life has officially peaked, right? #LindsayLohan #MidlifeCrisis

day 5 of living on air and expired yogurt, and i just found out lindsay lohan is trending. 3 days until my paycheck drops and here i am, questioning if i should take up macrame to sustain myself, like lindsay reinventing her career. i mean, do i learn to braid rope or just apply to be an extra in the next her movie? my life has officially peaked, right? #LindsayLohan #MidlifeCrisis

if you are facing a tough time right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass