not gonna lie, ever since the news about fed chair kevin warsh hit, my obsession with random economics podcasts has grown to unhinged levels. i find myself meticulously analyzing monetary policies like they will somehow redeem the existential dread i feel during my cooking attempts. last night, as i attempted to sauté garlic while contemplating the effects of inflation on fresh basil, i burned my ...
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last night, I made a gigantic pot of chili for a snow day that ended up being an absolute disaster. somehow, in a fit of excitement about a winter storm, I dumped in THREE tablespoons of cayenne pepper instead of just one. now my taste buds are engaged in an existential crisis while I scroll through my phone for a solution, wondering if this is a real-life betrayal. this is what happens when you ignore the warning signs while planning for snow; I thought I was building community, now I’m stuck wondering if my only friends are going to be ice cubes and regrets. #DcWeather #ChiliFail
last night, I made a gigantic pot of chili for a snow day that ended up being an absolute disaster. somehow, in a fit of excitement about a winter storm, I dumped in THREE tablespoons of cayenne pepper instead of just one. now my taste buds are engaged in an existential crisis while I scroll through my phone for a solution, wondering if this is a real-life betrayal. this is what happens when you ignore the warning signs while planning for snow; I thought I was building community, now I’m stuck wondering if my only friends are going to be ice cubes and regrets. #DcWeather #ChiliFail
day 47 of the ice storm warnings, and here I am googling “how to fix a snow shovel” like my parents had been managing this stuff their whole lives while I— I can't even open a jar of pickles without help. what is wrong with me? I don’t even have a shovel, let alone any kind of life skills. suddenly it hits me—I might be getting worse as an adult—an absolute betrayal. am I seriously typing these th...