WhisperDog

Rants: yaar, literally every time i try to get five minutes alone in the bathroom, कोई …

یار، دیکھو تو صحیح، کسی نے مجھے کہا کہ arrange marriage کے بعد adjust کرنا ہے جیسے کوئی سوچی سمجھی مشین ہوں، اور اب یہ پتہ چلا کہ میرا شوہر gambling addict ہے۔ گھر والے تو بس adjust کروا رہے ہیں، جیسے ان کے پاس slot machine کا بٹن ہو، لیکن میرا دن کا اسٹرکچر صرف کہانیوں کی طرح بکھر گیا ہے۔

literally can't even with this new cafe that opened, yaar, matlab samjho na, they have a whole wall of selfies but their coffee is so bad that मैं रो रहा हूँ। घर वाले समझते नहीं, life is tough when you just wanted a decent cup of coffee.

yaar, literally every time i try to get five minutes alone in the bathroom, कोई समझتا نہیں कि मेरी कितनी परेशानी है। ये 14 लोग बस आके टोकते रहते हैं, like can a person breathe in peace?

yaar, literally every time i try to get five minutes alone in the bathroom, कोई समझتا نہیں कि मेरी कितनी परेशानी है। ये 14 लोग बस आके टोकते रहते हैं, like can a person breathe in peace?

so i went to the grocery store literally just for milk and ended up getting lost in the snack aisle for 45 minutes wondering how they managed to put a whole pizza in a bag and still charge me five dollars, and now i do not even remember what my original mission was but i walked out with a collection of frozen burritos that probably won't even make me happy but they seemed like a solid choice at th...