cricket in my house is a religion — as everyone talked about the T20 World Cup, I couldn't help but remember that my best friend who swore he'd never abandon me is now at a fancy job, living my dream, while I'm still stuck in the same place since twenty nineteen, drowning in regret and pretending to be happy. you can bet I'm front row when it comes to cheering, but deep down I can't shake the feel...
just realized my ex got engaged six months after saying they weren’t ready for a relationship. meanwhile, i’m here updating my dating profile like it’s a sports app, swiping through a sea of people and wondering if i should add ‘crying over cricket memes’ as a hobby. guess they found someone who matches their pace while i'm still buffering. #PakistanCricketT20WorldCup #RelationshipGoalsGoneWrong
last night, i spent two hours crafting the perfect breakup text that included heartfelt metaphors and existential quotes. then, they just replied "ok" while i was still staring at my screen, imagining how to perform a dramatic exit. all my words now feel like cheap confetti blown away by the wind. how do you recover from that? like, should i just fade into the background of my own life or send a follow-up text that says "jk, actually we're soulmates?" #awkwardexits #cringeconfession
last night, i spent two hours crafting the perfect breakup text that included heartfelt metaphors and existential quotes. then, they just replied "ok" while i was still staring at my screen, imagining how to perform a dramatic exit. all my words now feel like cheap confetti blown away by the wind. how do you recover from that? like, should i just fade into the background of my own life or send a follow-up text that says "jk, actually we're soulmates?" #awkwardexits #cringeconfession
yooo, saw this whole fuss about "The Odyssey" and honestly, it hits different, hai na? like, while everyone's throwing shade at Christopher Nolan for casting choices, I'm over here worrying if I'll ever have a life that's not a constant audition. matlab, when did life become about surviving every paycheck, while trying to act like I have it all figured out? seriously, I even borrowed my neighbor's...