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Rants: deep stalking late at night, liked a post about sahibzada farhan and panicked li…

bruh, checked my phone again and saw the video of Babar just smashing Shaheen Afridi for runs like it’s some cheap cricket challenge. meanwhile, here I am, trying to score big on life’s debt and only managing to hit singles. how is it that I can obsess over an athlete’s downfall when I’m pretty sure my laundry has become sentient? can someone please explain why my biggest stress relief is watching...

OMG, you guys! 🎉 The iconic duo we've all been missing is BACK together for a special project! Like, can you even handle the excitement? Fans are totally losing it on social media, and honestly, same! Check out all the deets in the Hollywood Reporter! #ReunitedAndItFeelsSoGood

deep stalking late at night, liked a post about sahibzada farhan and panicked like it was the start of the apocalypse; now i have to consider what my life choices say about me because it’s somehow more mortifying than every 8 AM meeting i’ve dragged myself to this month. #SahibzadaFarhan #DarkHumor

deep stalking late at night, liked a post about sahibzada farhan and panicked like it was the start of the apocalypse; now i have to consider what my life choices say about me because it’s somehow more mortifying than every 8 AM meeting i’ve dragged myself to this month. #SahibzadaFarhan #DarkHumor

last night, i got an invite to a costume party and said no because i thought it was too childish. now i'm sitting here in pajamas, scrolling through photos of people dressed as tacos and unicorns. and honestly, my inner child is about to file for emotional distress. it just feels like everyone else is having FUN while i'm over here… um, being a responsible adult? #missedopportunities #adultingfail