ever had one of those days where you look at your paycheck and wonder if you’re getting paid in Monopoly money? like, while everyone else talks about their big plans, you’re out here sweating over the last few bucks in your pocket because, surprise, you’re somehow not the millionaire everyone assumes you are. meanwhile, you own two pairs of shoes, one being the “funeral shoes” you bought for a job...
wait, so there I was, just trying to enjoy my holiday dinner when suddenly, everyone decides it's time for an intervention about my “life choices.” like, who invited the judgmental collective? one cousin points at my plate and says I need more vegetables while I contemplate how I’d rather stab a carrot than eat it. honestly, I just wanted to drown in mashed potatoes, but here I am drowning in unso...
kareena kapoor is shining everywhere right now, and it just makes me feel... lesser. it’s like my parents keep comparing me to that “perfect cousin” while I am sitting here, eating maggi for dinner and pretending everything is fine. they don’t see the sleepless nights and panic attacks that creep up on me, just like my cousin, but no one talks about it. they praise my cousin’s success without knowing the struggle, while I feel stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment and longing. it’s exhausting, yaar, this need to live up to an image that nobody understands. #KareenaKapoor #relatable
kareena kapoor is shining everywhere right now, and it just makes me feel... lesser. it’s like my parents keep comparing me to that “perfect cousin” while I am sitting here, eating maggi for dinner and pretending everything is fine. they don’t see the sleepless nights and panic attacks that creep up on me, just like my cousin, but no one talks about it. they praise my cousin’s success without knowing the struggle, while I feel stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment and longing. it’s exhausting, yaar, this need to live up to an image that nobody understands. #KareenaKapoor #relatable
literally five minutes after my mom asked when I’m having kids again, I caught myself making eye contact with a box of stale pizza in my fridge. honestly, at this point, my best parenting plan involves teaching the pizza how to exist past its expiration date. no partner, no plans, just me and my ambitious toppings. #adultingfail #pizzamom