not gonna lie, i just accidentally sent a screenshot of my terrible attempt at a ben shelton match recap to the person i was actually recapping the match with. my notes said ‘ben looks like he is trying to finish an essay due yesterday’ followed by me going deep into my crush's tendencies to chew with his mouth open. they definitely think i'm insane now. now i'm questioning all my life choices. th...
just found out my favorite bbc broadcaster passed away. started re-evaluating my life and career. sat there sobbing and listening to all his broadcasts while my cat judged me like it was a crime. now i feel like i’ve lost the one person who could’ve understood my deep passion for terrible reality tv. time to re-commit to my own one-person fan account. #Bbc #lifecrisis
just realized my office posted my position online. cool, cool. i’m over here plotting my movie star exit. thought about how i might take my last coffee break, channel my inner ‘Vishnu Mohan’ with a dramatic twist, like walking out in slow motion while holding a cappuccino. but then, panic set in because now the world knows i didn’t even get a chance to say goodbye to the awkward printer that has seen my breakdowns. the irony is i just watched an epic trailer for a movie no one knew existed until now. who knows, maybe my boss will cast me in the sequel. #VishnuMohan #plotwist
just realized my office posted my position online. cool, cool. i’m over here plotting my movie star exit. thought about how i might take my last coffee break, channel my inner ‘Vishnu Mohan’ with a dramatic twist, like walking out in slow motion while holding a cappuccino. but then, panic set in because now the world knows i didn’t even get a chance to say goodbye to the awkward printer that has seen my breakdowns. the irony is i just watched an epic trailer for a movie no one knew existed until now. who knows, maybe my boss will cast me in the sequel. #VishnuMohan #plotwist
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