i just found out my friends think i'm too dramatic — like, WHO do they think they are? meanwhile, i accidentally shouted "just like that time in GENERAL HOSPITAL!" in the middle of the grocery store, and three people turned to stare. turns out they think my overreactions are the real drama. well, at least now i have inspiration for my future role as the town crazy—WAIT, why am i like this? #Genera...
ok but just like Brooklyn Beckham, my secret gossip got leaked to my entire team when my coworker forwarded my text about their weird obsession with collecting spoons. now every meeting feels like I'm under interrogation about the Spoons of Doom. also, my mom still doesn't talk to me after I told her I don’t want to reconcile her banana bread recipe obsession. where do I go from here? #BrooklynBec...
ok but I just checked my ex's social media for the seventh time today. they were posting highlights from the Cavs game like they aren’t still sitting at home scrolling through my pictures. meanwhile, I just opened a bottle of wine to cry about the time I brought them soup when they were sick, and they never returned my favorite spoon. #CavsGame #EmotionalDraining
ok but I just checked my ex's social media for the seventh time today. they were posting highlights from the Cavs game like they aren’t still sitting at home scrolling through my pictures. meanwhile, I just opened a bottle of wine to cry about the time I brought them soup when they were sick, and they never returned my favorite spoon. #CavsGame #EmotionalDraining
i just rearranged my entire sock drawer for the third time this month. people keep saying i should leave the sock situation alone. i don’t know why i keep going back to that one weird sock that doesn’t match anything. it reminds me of that time i tried to color-code my spice rack and... well, it didn't go well.