i just made eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store and now we are basically engaged. we haven’t spoken yet, but in my mind, he is really into those retro playstation plus games too. i spent all night designing our imaginary wedding invites, but like—what if he doesn't like cake? this is going to haunt me. #PlaystationPlusGames #UnhingedFutureSpouse
last night i realized my sibling borrowed fifty dollars for a “temporary emergency” two years ago, and i might as well be their financial therapist at this point. every time they ask about a new hobby, i picture them on an adventure fueled by my forgotten cash. i started believing maybe they were on a secret mission to turn my money into a dragon tattoo on their bicep. it's just wild that they did...
honestly, i just realized why adults are always tired. i had to google what a ‘turnaround’ even means and my computer glared back at me like it knew my life is just one big chaotic spiral. but now i'm losing sleep over the patriots instead of focusing on my job search. pray for me. #Game #Exhausted
honestly, i just realized why adults are always tired. i had to google what a ‘turnaround’ even means and my computer glared back at me like it knew my life is just one big chaotic spiral. but now i'm losing sleep over the patriots instead of focusing on my job search. pray for me. #Game #Exhausted
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law's Wedding Poison: A Night of Betrayal" Part 6 of 6 I take a shaky step back, my heart pounding so loud I’m sure everyone can hear it. “What do you mean?” I whisper, my voice trembling. The world around me blurs as I grasp for clarity. “Poison? Why?” Her lips curl into a twisted smirk. “Your happiness was never my priority. It was always about keeping Ethan close to...