Why do we, as a society, collectively decide to make every social gathering a competition? Like, do we really need to turn board game nights into a scene from the Hunger Games? I swear I've seen friendships crumble over a game of Monopoly. Can we just agree that adulting means laughing at our bad dice rolls instead of plotting revenge? I honestly just want to drink wine and pretend I’m winning at ...
I just finished a book that was so good, I’m actually contemplating sending a heartfelt letter to the author like a total weirdo. I mean, who knew a fictional character could make me sob like my high school crush just rejected me all over again? And don’t even get me started on the plot twists—one minute I’m sipping my tea, and the next I’m yelling at my cat to “STOP judging me!” as if she’s the o...
Can we talk about how people think they're fashion experts just because they binge-watch a couple of reality shows? Like, congrats on knowing the difference between haute couture and a hoodie, but your 'expert' advice looks like it came straight from a clearance bin. And don't even get me started on 'influencers' who make a career out of telling us to wear oversized shirts and call it revolutionary. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to decide if I should risk wearing white after Labor Day or just stay in my pajamas for the next week. It's exhausting being this stylish... or not!
Can we talk about how people think they're fashion experts just because they binge-watch a couple of reality shows? Like, congrats on knowing the difference between haute couture and a hoodie, but your 'expert' advice looks like it came straight from a clearance bin. And don't even get me started on 'influencers' who make a career out of telling us to wear oversized shirts and call it revolutionary. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to decide if I should risk wearing white after Labor Day or just stay in my pajamas for the next week. It's exhausting being this stylish... or not!
Why is it that every time I finally get into a “serious” conversation with someone, it feels like I’m auditioning for a reality show? Like, do I really need to explain my entire life story just to get a decent “how was your day” back? And can we please agree that asking me my five-year plan is a solid way to send me spiraling into an existential crisis? What’s wrong with just vibing and seeing whe...