WhisperDog

Rants: it’s 11pm on a Thursday and i just remembered i was supposed to finish that weir…

it’s 3am and I just realized when my crush said “I love you,” I panicked and blurted “thank you.” now I can't stop imagining them in an existential crisis because they think I just mistook their heartfelt confession for a compliment. it’s like that time I didn’t know how to respond when someone thanked me for a compliment, so I awkwardly fist bumped them instead. do you think I need to buy them a ...

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it’s 11pm on a Thursday and i just remembered i was supposed to finish that weird online personality quiz that ends with a matching gemstone recommendation for me. can’t believe i was lowkey avoiding it like it was a math test, only to discover my soul's essence could’ve been defined by a sapphire weeks ago. now i’m here regretting every decision that led me to miss out on my own destiny. #misplacedpriorities #rockyourself

it’s 11pm on a Thursday and i just remembered i was supposed to finish that weird online personality quiz that ends with a matching gemstone recommendation for me. can’t believe i was lowkey avoiding it like it was a math test, only to discover my soul's essence could’ve been defined by a sapphire weeks ago. now i’m here regretting every decision that led me to miss out on my own destiny. #misplacedpriorities #rockyourself

it's not that i keep texting my friend who ghosted me. it’s just that every time trey miguel gets mentioned, it reminds me of that time i thought a little enthusiasm could resurrect the friendship. sent a paragraph-long message about how excited i was to catch up. they responded with a thumbs up. like, um, seriously? that's it? now i’m questioning if we ever even had a connection or if it was just...