is it weird to feel a little betrayed by time? once, i thought thirty was for OLD people, and now it’s knocking on my door like an overzealous salesman. and i just binge-watched 'तेरे इश्क में' like it holds the answers to my imminent existential crisis. i mean, will i still wear glitter? am i allowed to cry in public about who i’ve become? don’t ask me, i’m just sitting here with the emotional st...
ever notice how some people have all the time in the world to ghost you and then announce their engagement six months later? I’m over here just trying to recover from three days of a cold burrito I left in my bag — meanwhile they’re planning their honeymoon. It’s like, excuse me, did I miss the relationship timeline update where 'not ready' magically became ‘walking down the aisle’? I just want my...
yooo, just realized my side hustle of making personalized funeral outfits is now covering my electric bill. like, who knew people wanted a tailored suit for their existential crisis? at this point, I might as well open a boutique called “Dress to Depart” and just roll with it. #fashionforward #deathwithstyle
yooo, just realized my side hustle of making personalized funeral outfits is now covering my electric bill. like, who knew people wanted a tailored suit for their existential crisis? at this point, I might as well open a boutique called “Dress to Depart” and just roll with it. #fashionforward #deathwithstyle
so there I was, enjoying the mashed potatoes like it was my last meal. suddenly, my uncle stands up, grabs a fork, and says, "we need to talk about the six hour deep dive you did on ancient potato varieties." he just kind of stared at me, and all I could think was, do we really have to do this at the holiday dinner table?