just found out i'm "voluntold" to work another weekend. great, i’ll bring my stress level and a tennis racket to smash against the wall while pondering how my life spiraled since that first round of layoffs. who knew the highlight of my weekend would be living vicariously through coco gauff while sitting in the break room? anyway, if my boss asks me to pick up a shift, i'm gonna pretend to serve t...
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just know that you have the strength to carry it, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass #Hope
the way that jeremy sochan is looking for a new home, like, it feels too familiar, you know? just yesterday, my houseplants were drooping and i realized i was literally going to have to choose which ones to keep and which to send to a greener pasture. how is that fair? they didn’t even complain when i forgot to water them, yet here i am, desperately avoiding a ‘going out of business’ sale at my own apartment. #JeremySochan #PlantParentProblems
the way that jeremy sochan is looking for a new home, like, it feels too familiar, you know? just yesterday, my houseplants were drooping and i realized i was literally going to have to choose which ones to keep and which to send to a greener pasture. how is that fair? they didn’t even complain when i forgot to water them, yet here i am, desperately avoiding a ‘going out of business’ sale at my own apartment. #JeremySochan #PlantParentProblems
ok but you know that time I pretended I was allergic to coconut at the family reunion just so I could avoid Aunt Brenda’s questionable coleslaw? literally have been living with that secret for five years. like, it feels wrong, but also have you tasted that coleslaw? the real chaos is how Brenda still insists I’m just “sensitive” every time we get together. #familydrama #colesslawconfessions