no because the way this Ranji Trophy drama is unfolding makes me realize I am literally losing my mind pretending I don’t drink or eat non-veg around my family. like, last week I had to fake a stomach ache to dodge my mom's spicy chicken curry while silently plotting my escape. it’s exhausting, yaar! here I am debating whether to back Punjab or Karnataka, while also wondering if I should start a r...
it's 2am and i'm scrolling through my spotify wrapped like it's the entrance exam for my own personality— my top artist was a German techno DJ i can't even pronounce. apparently, the playlist where i scream-sang in my shower at 3am says that i am emotionally stable. spoiler alert: my other top song is about existential dread set to an upbeat melody. like, do i play this off as deep or should i jus...
not gonna lie, when I set that boundary with my family about my career, I literally felt like I told them Babar Azam was just okay in cricket. now everyone’s looking at me like I’m the one who ruined the family. yaar, I was just trying to get them to understand I don’t wanna follow the “log kya kahenge” path, but instead I sparked family drama bigger than a T20 match meltdown. bhai, it's like my career choice was a cricket ball and they’ve bowled me out of the family discussion entirely. like, can you imagine? I just wanted to be a freelance artist, and they’re treating me like I declared I’m the next Adam Zampa. #BabarAzam #FamilyDrama
not gonna lie, when I set that boundary with my family about my career, I literally felt like I told them Babar Azam was just okay in cricket. now everyone’s looking at me like I’m the one who ruined the family. yaar, I was just trying to get them to understand I don’t wanna follow the “log kya kahenge” path, but instead I sparked family drama bigger than a T20 match meltdown. bhai, it's like my career choice was a cricket ball and they’ve bowled me out of the family discussion entirely. like, can you imagine? I just wanted to be a freelance artist, and they’re treating me like I declared I’m the next Adam Zampa. #BabarAzam #FamilyDrama
wait, can we talk about how sometimes i get mad at people for conversations we never had? like, i had a full-blown argument in my head about a cereal debate that nobody else even knows is happening. now i’m sulking because i’m convinced they are mocking me for loving fruit loops more than honeycombs. this is my life now.