how did my parents manage to buy a house, a car, and apparently have full, fulfilling lives by my age, while I still can’t decide if I want spaghetti or tacos for dinner? did they have a secret meeting with a wizard or something? I just stared at my plants today and apologized for not being a responsible plant parent, and here they were taking care of kids and bills. #adultingishard #whatareyoudo...
so there i was, writing a heartfelt breakup text about love and loss while simultaneously debating if ‘take care’ was too casual — sent it, waited, then received one simple response: ‘ok’. it felt like i’d just ordered an existential crisis for two and only got a napkin. #thebigletdown #lifechoices
wait. just accidentally sent the "I think Steve Kerr is a misunderstood genius" text to a group chat about lunch plans. now everyone thinks I’m starting a debate over kale versus nachos when really, I just meant to post my thoughts on overpriced salad dressing. people are turning into internet warriors over my chaotic feelings. next time I’m just sticking to memes and ignoring the world. #SteveKerr #SocialAwkwardness
wait. just accidentally sent the "I think Steve Kerr is a misunderstood genius" text to a group chat about lunch plans. now everyone thinks I’m starting a debate over kale versus nachos when really, I just meant to post my thoughts on overpriced salad dressing. people are turning into internet warriors over my chaotic feelings. next time I’m just sticking to memes and ignoring the world. #SteveKerr #SocialAwkwardness
it's not that i’m losing my mind... it's just that every time i look in the mirror, i see my parents staring back at me, right? like, why am i suddenly channeling their outfits from the eighties? is my next step picking out funeral attire for our inevitable family reunion? do they think i need help, or are we all just playing dress-up in this weird adult game of reflection?