honestly, I scrolled through social media and saw everyone living their best lives—new cars, houses, like it’s just a trip to the store. meanwhile, I’m sitting here in my mom’s basement, wondering if I should cook pasta for the fourth night in a row or just embrace the fact that I’ve become best friends with my couch. the hardest part is when you realize your friends don't just buy houses, they lo...
the way that my family is convinced all i need to do is 'work harder' to buy a house while im just here trying to find motivation to shower is wild. they think housing is like getting a coveted item drop in a game, while im stuck grinding the same low-level quest in life. but, yeah, let me just hit up my parents' infinite XP points and level up. can’t wait for the next family gathering to feel lik...
yooo, so I just saw all this news about سعد الحريري, and like, I could barely process it while I was in the middle of debating whether or not I should paint my living room - I literally apologize to my couch daily for my indecision. but here’s the kicker - while I’m stuck choosing between beige or “literally nothing,” I realize like, if my walls could talk, they’d probably tell me I’m just hiding my emotional chaos behind a fresh coat of paint. no joke, if they start giving relationship advice, I might just have to hire them as my therapist. #lifeistragic #decoratingfail
yooo, so I just saw all this news about سعد الحريري, and like, I could barely process it while I was in the middle of debating whether or not I should paint my living room - I literally apologize to my couch daily for my indecision. but here’s the kicker - while I’m stuck choosing between beige or “literally nothing,” I realize like, if my walls could talk, they’d probably tell me I’m just hiding my emotional chaos behind a fresh coat of paint. no joke, if they start giving relationship advice, I might just have to hire them as my therapist. #lifeistragic #decoratingfail
no because i just spent three hours trying to convince myself that one day, someone is going to discover my secret talent for interpretive dance and ask me to perform at the Super Bowl. like, for real. meanwhile, the closest i've come to actual dancing was tripping over my own feet during a grocery store run. but can you imagine the crowd's reaction when i emerge, feeling like a majestic swan and ...