WhisperDog

Rants: just realized my aunt, who I barely know, decided to spread the juiciest rumors …

ngl, I thought hiding my second phone was genius until mom found it under my pillow during a “family meeting” about ‘responsibilities.’ matlab, how do you explain a secret dating life while she’s showing everyone my union bank statements? every second I sat there felt like a negotiation, between my love life and her dreams of an arranged marriage. but honestly, if I end up married to a random guy ...

it's three am and my cousin sends me life advice from his fancy car while he’s probably just avoiding going back home. yaar, he thinks that because his arranged marriage is all ‘social media perfect’ it means he can school me about relationships while i sit here, single and wondering if cereal is considered a dinner. matlab, is this how all married people are? pretending everything is fine when th...

just realized my aunt, who I barely know, decided to spread the juiciest rumors about me at a wedding I wasn’t even at. like, is this a full-time job for her or what? it’s like I’m the main character in a drama nobody cast me in. achha, at this point, I could announce I’m joining Usman Tariq's fan club just to get attention for something better. but, matlab, who even knows what that guy is up to anyway? #UsmanTariq #FamilyDrama

just realized my aunt, who I barely know, decided to spread the juiciest rumors about me at a wedding I wasn’t even at. like, is this a full-time job for her or what? it’s like I’m the main character in a drama nobody cast me in. achha, at this point, I could announce I’m joining Usman Tariq's fan club just to get attention for something better. but, matlab, who even knows what that guy is up to anyway? #UsmanTariq #FamilyDrama

ever find yourself in a spiraling mess of late-night thoughts and you accidentally “heart” your own message? i did that after pouring my soul into this ramble about stadium merdeka and how it felt like life was happening without me, while my own dreams lay gathering dust. turns out, that little heart has become the embodiment of my loneliness, like an echo in an empty room, and now i’m left wonder...