just realized—I spent my twenties collecting novelty salt and pepper shakers like they were Pokémon cards. I figured once I had all the cool ones—like a dancing taco and a Viking ship—I would feel accomplished. fast forward to now, and here I am—sitting on a mountain of ceramic, wondering if my love life is as non-salty as my spices. clearly, life doesn't hand out trophies for creative table setti...
not gonna lie, i just binged a bunch of those book recommendation videos on TikTok and now i feel like i’m faking my literary knowledge. like, do my friends actually like ME or just the version of me that pretends to read heavy classics while holding a latte? it hit me when i realized i’ve only read half of those “must-reads” while just nodding along, acting deep and wise. so there i was, holding ...
just realized that when everyone was literally losing their minds over Taylor Swift's surprise album drop, I was sitting on my kitchen floor, sobbing into a bowl of instant noodles because I forgot to pay my credit card bill AGAIN. honestly, I thought I was winning life by cooking, but now I'm pretty sure my financial plan involves a partnership with a local ramen shop. while the Swifties were cheering, I was googling "how to ask my landlord if I can pay rent in fan merchandise" because my bank account literally can't keep up with the emotional rollercoaster of pop culture. now, I need to know if loving Taylor Swift qualifies as a financial investment or if I'm just really good at making bad decisions. #TaylorSwiftsSurpriseAlbumDrops #relatable
just realized that when everyone was literally losing their minds over Taylor Swift's surprise album drop, I was sitting on my kitchen floor, sobbing into a bowl of instant noodles because I forgot to pay my credit card bill AGAIN. honestly, I thought I was winning life by cooking, but now I'm pretty sure my financial plan involves a partnership with a local ramen shop. while the Swifties were cheering, I was googling "how to ask my landlord if I can pay rent in fan merchandise" because my bank account literally can't keep up with the emotional rollercoaster of pop culture. now, I need to know if loving Taylor Swift qualifies as a financial investment or if I'm just really good at making bad decisions. #TaylorSwiftsSurpriseAlbumDrops #relatable
yoo, just found out alexandra eala lost her match and literally sat here staring at my walls, questioning all my life choices, like, here I am drafting thirty versions of a text just to hit send on 'ok' while she's out there trying to honor her late grandpa. I don't even honor my plants and they're right in front of me. #AlexandraEala #lifecrisis