not gonna lie, just caught my coworker taking credit for a project i spent weeks on – i knew i should have started my own podcast about corporate betrayal. now, as the news of this regional airline bankruptcy hits, i realize this is basically me being forced to stand in line at the airport, waiting to be reassigned to a middle seat next to a toddler who screams for four hours. am i about to manife...
it’s day 14 of my parents’ divorce saga. i’ve become the unwilling therapist for their “disagreements.” today, while trying to mediate them over a dinner table that feels more like a battlefield, i tripped and spilled mashed potatoes everywhere. they both stopped arguing to laugh at my ungraceful spiral and just like that, i became the star of their drama. here i am, still apologizing to the furni...
not gonna lie, my friends finally gave me their opinions about me in a group chat. they said i'm like the cavaliers in the thunder game, no one's really sure what to expect from me anymore. while they are out here discussing sports and game predictions, i am silently sweating over whether my Spotify playlists are just the musical equivalent of empty calories. like, does anyone even realize i'm trying to manifest my future career as a world-class DJ for people who don't even know my name? yeah, probably not. #CavaliersVsThunder #JustVibes
not gonna lie, my friends finally gave me their opinions about me in a group chat. they said i'm like the cavaliers in the thunder game, no one's really sure what to expect from me anymore. while they are out here discussing sports and game predictions, i am silently sweating over whether my Spotify playlists are just the musical equivalent of empty calories. like, does anyone even realize i'm trying to manifest my future career as a world-class DJ for people who don't even know my name? yeah, probably not. #CavaliersVsThunder #JustVibes
no because I just found out I spent half a paycheck on subscription boxes for random artisan snacks I never even tried. like who needs a monthly delivery of spicy chocolate-covered insects? the way I thought it would impress a hypothetical partner while now my kitchen looks like a food survival kit for a post-apocalyptic disaster. at this point, I should just open a tiny museum for my questionable...