Is anyone else just casually spiraling into the void of adulthood? Like, one minute you’re planning your life, and the next you’re wondering if you've accidentally become the main character in a really boring indie film. My biggest achievement this week was remembering to water my plant. But hey, at least it’s still alive, right? Meanwhile, the world keeps spinning, and I’m over here just trying t...
I just had a first date that felt like a bad romcom where everyone knows the ending is disastrous except the main character—aka me. We went to this trendy restaurant, and as I was trying to impress him with my extensive knowledge of obscure cheeses, my chair literally collapses. Spoiler alert: I fell and made the loudest noise possible, while his face turned into a meme in real time. He was cool a...
Why does every family WhatsApp group feel like a never-ending reality show? Like, Auntie Aarti thinks she's the queen of meme sharing, while Uncle Vikram sends 100 “good morning” messages before anyone even wakes up. And God forbid you don’t respond immediately; then it’s a full-on investigation by cousin Priya. I didn’t sign up for this drama! If I wanted to be interrogated, I’d just go to a family gathering, at least there I’d get free food with the chaos.
Why does every family WhatsApp group feel like a never-ending reality show? Like, Auntie Aarti thinks she's the queen of meme sharing, while Uncle Vikram sends 100 “good morning” messages before anyone even wakes up. And God forbid you don’t respond immediately; then it’s a full-on investigation by cousin Priya. I didn’t sign up for this drama! If I wanted to be interrogated, I’d just go to a family gathering, at least there I’d get free food with the chaos.
I’m convinced that the only reason our parents have WhatsApp is to send us news articles that are at least a decade old and that they're certain we’ll find life-changing. Like, "Look at this article about how to save money from 2012!" I love how they act like it’s some groundbreaking discovery, while I’m over here just trying to convince them to learn how to use emojis. And are they sending me the...