So I just realized that my entire life can be summed up by the phrase “fake it till you make it.” Like, I’ve been winging it at adulting since day one, and honestly, the only skill I’ve actually mastered is Googling things I should probably already know. Should I stop pretending I know what ROI means? Maybe. But then again, that’s how I got through college! Anyone else feel like we’re all just one...
Why is it that every time I try to cook a "simple" pasta dish, I somehow end up in a culinary warzone with sauce splattered on my walls and smoke alerts going off? Like, I just wanted a nice dinner, is that too much to ask? Honestly, I’m starting to think that all the cooking shows are just scripted and the chefs are secretly wizards who never burn food. Also, who decided that ‘al dente’ is a thin...
Why does every family WhatsApp group need to turn into a full-blown News Channel? One minute it's "Happy Birthday!" and the next, Auntie is posting a 30-minute voice note about her neighbor’s cat’s diet plan. And God forbid you miss a message; suddenly you’ve been struck off the family tree. Like, I love you guys, but I’m not trying to get a degree in Family Drama 101 just to stay updated. Who needs Netflix when we’ve got this?
Why does every family WhatsApp group need to turn into a full-blown News Channel? One minute it's "Happy Birthday!" and the next, Auntie is posting a 30-minute voice note about her neighbor’s cat’s diet plan. And God forbid you miss a message; suddenly you’ve been struck off the family tree. Like, I love you guys, but I’m not trying to get a degree in Family Drama 101 just to stay updated. Who needs Netflix when we’ve got this?
I have to say, I think we owe a round of applause to baristas everywhere. I mean, they’re basically therapists who also give you caffeine to survive your Monday morning existential crisis. Seriously, how do they manage to remember everyone’s complicated orders while looking like they’re starring in a coffee shop rom-com? You just know they go home and tell their friends, "You think your job is tou...